Explain This "Carlin" Thing To Me One More Time
OK, Poo-Face, ruin the fun. I am the Person Behind The Carlin, or, essentially, The Essence Of The Carlin. In short-- I am Carlin. It is my name, it is my beliefs, it is my ideas, it is my opinions, it is my bellybutton. The Carlin is what I am, who I am, and all I am. And if you don't like it, I don't know why you're wasting your time reading this. Unless it is to make fun of me. In which case, I SHALL KNOCK YOU MOCKINGBIRDS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR TREE! Haha, but I kid, no, I do not. You are free to mock all you like. If we cannot laugh at ourselves, then we can never truly understand ourselves, or others for that matter. |
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Why I Constructed This Fine Lot Of Internet Space
This site exists for three reasons. I shall detail them each now. 1) To Amuse.
There is never an end to my boredom. The extent of it makes a sloth weep. I did this, first, to SLAUGHTER MY BOREDOM AND PAINT THE WALLS RED, and secondly to amuse those who are so unfortunate-- excuse, me LUCKY, to stumble across my page. Which is why you will find on this site links to interesting places, fun articles I liked, anecdotes about me and what I think, etc, etc, etc. 2) For My Friends
As MySpace becomes increasingly dangerous school-wise, I was fed up with people feeling the need to go so far as to delete their MySpaces in order to avoid the "We Aim To Control Your Life" police. It is here where one can check for updates concerning me and my life, my new contact information, as I move quite a lot, etc, etc. This is just another way of getting to know the Carlin as the concept evolves over time. 3) For Myself
This is a way of expressing myself, and diving into my own psyche in order to explore and discover things.... like a sixth toe. That would be weird.
Sniffing Your Feet Does Not Get You High
One must always seek the wisdom in the words spoken by she who embodies the Carlin. In this site you shall find spurts of humor stemming from all types, rants on serious topics, photos, creative pieces, links to awesome sites, and, most importantly, info about the Carlin. So browse and broaden your horizons! I command thee!
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